A Strong Haunch (w/ Mike Glazer, Vanessa Gonzalez, and Joe Castle Baker)
Bad Dates
SiriusXM | SmartLess Media
4.2 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
On a brand new episode of Bad Dates, guest host Marie Faustin welcomes comedians Mike Glazer, Vanessa Gonzalez, and Joe Castle Baker to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Mike’s rendezvous makes his mind puke, Vanessa is trapped in a tryst with Captain Adjective, and Mike’s date calls everything into question.
If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.
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| 0:00.0 | Smart Bless me. |
| 0:10.0 | I was on tour and I did morning TV in Portland and on it I was like yeah I'm on tour but I'm in love and I hadn't told her I was in love with her yet and I told live TV in Portland all about it. Man I just mess up a lot. |
| 0:24.0 | It's a mess. |
| 0:25.0 | Did she watch the episode? Like, did you send her the link? |
| 0:29.0 | I didn't want to come at it like that. You know what I mean? |
| 0:32.0 | That's not romantic to be like that you know what I mean that's not romantic to be like |
| 0:34.5 | you watch this link three minutes in I don't think that's the move. |
| 0:38.0 | Yo watch this link. Well, well, if it isn't a brand new episode of Bad Dates with me, Marie Faustin. I am a single by choice person but you know when I say |
| 1:08.2 | single I mean like single in quotes because I am dating somebody who I think thinks he's my boyfriend so |
| 1:14.8 | shout out. This is bad dates the podcast where I talked to funny people about bad dates that they've been on, |
| 1:25.4 | and it's a safe space to really be as open as possible and share your truth. |
| 1:31.5 | So the voices that you hear in the background are people, so let's introduce them. |
| 1:36.7 | First we have Mike Glazer, an actor, a comic, a writer who's appeared on Comedy Central, |
| 1:42.1 | and just performed in the Netflix is a joke festival. |
| 1:44.6 | Hi Mike, busy. |
| 1:45.8 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:46.8 | I'm so excited to shout out to acts of service. |
| 1:49.9 | Shout out to what's the one where people tell you they're proud of you and you like |
| 1:53.5 | talk a lot like the word is affirmation words of affirmation you know give me that all |
| 1:58.1 | day absolutely great Mike is setting a trend everyone when I when I introduce you, please share your love language. |
| 2:03.7 | Next we have Vanessa Gonzalez, writer, actress, comic performed on Netflix's verified stand-up, |
| 2:09.7 | and Jimmy Kimmel. Hi Vanessa. |
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