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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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Deep within the bowels of the Armstrong-Egetty communications compound, and hey, midweek, Wednesday, we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Australian teenagers.

How come?

They've been banned from social media until the age of 16, I guess.

It's an interesting experiment in trying to protect kids from the evils of the inner webs.

That'll give them plenty of time to practice their didgerid dues.

Right?

Craft their shrimp on the Barbie recipes.

Pet their koalas or whatever they need to do. And evade the killer snakes, insects, spiders, sharks, and koalas of Australia. Yeah, I look forward to talking about that. Later, and I look forward to seeing how that experiment works, and maybe we ought to do it here in the United States. Or have some states done it already now? Some states have done it with porn already where you have to do age identification. But I don't know. Have we done that with social media anywhere?

And if not, why not? Yeah, it's pretty easily evaded, I think. But, you know, all these

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