Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with a clip of our favorite drunk guy, we talk about how hard it is to be a drunk, drugs, NASCAR and Joe Rogan's new Austin comedy club The Comedy Mothership. We revisit Blind Bob, watch Dr. Now yell at some big patients, talk about one of the pickiest eaters they've encountered, and share stories of their wild kids. Then, we welcome comedians and co-hosts of the podcast Are You Garbage, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan! We talk wash cloths, hygiene, introduce the guys to Blind Bob and give Christina a pop quiz on Cheetahs and Leopards. They talk about garbage food tendencies, garbage education and review Christina's TikTok curations.

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0:00.0	Hey, Mommy's, we updated our channel memberships.
0:03.2	For $5 a month, you get updated badges, new emojis,
0:06.7	no ads on YMH and two bears.
0:09.6	And you get early access to both YMH and two bears.
0:14.0	For just $10 a month, you get early access
0:18.0	and no ads on all shows.
0:20.5	And for $20 a month, you get all of both tiers
0:24.0	and proof that you're not a fat poor.
0:27.1	Click the join button on our YouTube homepage
0:29.4	or right above the description of any one of our episodes.
0:32.8	What are you waiting for?
0:33.9	Join today.
0:36.8	I feel like quailudes would have been my jam.
0:39.0	I like pills.
0:39.9	I like to get low.
0:40.9	That's why you're a comic.
0:41.9	Yeah, every single time.
0:43.5	Take the road with more ketchup on it.
0:45.1	I'm not garbage anymore.
0:46.5	But well, that's still up for the day.
0:48.2	Well, they'll make the decision on me.
0:50.8	I met the undertaker last week.
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