Is We Dumb? | Spackle. Die Hard. Wifi. Milk Jug.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

What if the late John McCain was the main character in Die Hard and not John McClane? Let's talk about that, laughing as your dad falls off the roof, accidentally giving your wang-piece a snakebite tattoo with a stapler, getting WAY too high when spraying wall texture, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

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0:00.0	Spackle. Die Hard. Wi-Fi. Milk jug.
0:05.5	Yes we go!
0:09.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	If you have the number 10, and you double it, how is it?
0:25.0	At least 20. At least 16. It's 20.
0:32.0	Yes Joe Paisley.
0:35.0	Do you know why sometimes when you clean your ears it makes you cough?
0:39.0	I don't. Do you ever have that happen to you?
0:42.0	It's weird to be like ear canal, but before you put our headphones on every week, we clean our ears out.
0:48.0	And in mind the Q-tip just on my left ear feels horrible and it sets off like a weird nerve.
0:55.0	Every single time, every time I do it, I do it right here, nothing.
0:59.0	I can jam a fucking pocket knife in there.
1:02.0	Drum stick. Drum stick.
1:04.0	With cotton on it, no sensitivity at all. But then this other one always irritated.
1:08.0	I've always wondered why that is.
1:10.0	Every time I do it, I know I'm probably going a little too deep on my ears and it's a doctor be like me.
1:15.0	I make Q-tips. I do not go too deep. I got special Q-tips.
1:20.0	Get a little bit fatter halfway through them so you can't push them in too far.
1:24.0	They have a little guidance line. No trusty with Q-tips, Dan.
1:29.0	And I feel like we've talked about this on here before.
1:32.0	I remember Zach adding to it, but it comes from an episode of Tales from the Crypt.
1:38.0	When I was a kid where I was watching when I was about 9-10 years old, that HBO I think it was on.
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