Is We Dumb? | Novocaine. Butthole Mold. Denny's. Good Boy.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world that allowed you to make a mold of your own butthole, convert it into chocolate, and then send it to your friends and family? If yes... then BOY, DO WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU! Let's talk about that, the worst dine and dash attempt of all time, complaining online about boinking your sex toy to pieces, a fire log that smells like KFC, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! The number one thing you can do to help us out the gate is to rate, review, and subscribe to Is We Dumb? wherever you listen to podcasts! We truly appreciate your support. New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/bwcj5j7mMZY Show Links: Dine and Dash | https://bit.ly/3lf8HVv KFC Log | https://bit.ly/3eFdeyc Edible Anus | https://edibleanus.com/ Fire Bathroom Prank | https://bit.ly/3ndlXe5 Suggestions for segment content: [email protected] Anything else: [email protected] Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

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0:00.0	Novaking, butthole mold, Denny's, Good boy.
0:05.0	Yes we go!
0:10.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	You do it!
0:21.0	Hi!
0:22.0	Welcome to As We Dumb!
0:23.0	Hiya, I am Dan Cummins.
0:24.0	Hiya, whatever you want.
0:25.0	I'm Dan Cummins.
0:26.0	You're Dan Cummins?
0:27.0	Everyone's Dan Cummins.
0:28.0	Oh man, it's all fucked up today.
0:31.0	So basically, episode 15 of As We Dumb, new episodes every Wednesday at noon, the goal,
0:37.0	as always, to come out on the other side of this episode, being less dumb than we were heading in.
0:40.0	And the final pillar of our office has fallen down.
0:45.0	Yes, we have to address, it has been COVID city in many parts of America.
0:48.0	I mean, record number of cases, record numbers of cases, and around here in Corteil, Idaho,
0:54.0	Kootenie County, definitely the curve is not flat.
0:57.0	Nope.
0:58.0	Just going all over the place.
0:59.0	Up and away.
1:00.0	And our last office member who didn't already have it now has it.
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