Is We Dumb? | No. Chewbacca. Electricity. Magic Toaster.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Being "change your legal name to Celine Dion" hammered drunk, a recent windstorm that absolutely wrecked Coeur d'Alene, ID, a heartwarming story about a stolen dog returning home, fighting an orangutan with a sword, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!

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0:00.0	No, Jibaka, Electricity, Magic Toaster.
0:06.0	Yes we go!
0:10.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	I have to get something off my chest.
0:24.0	I forgot what episode it was until three seconds ago.
0:27.0	What is it? 25? 25 is a good number.
0:31.0	We're doing this a little bit.
0:33.0	Yes, yes, fun! Here we are!
0:35.0	What is your name? My name is Fredrick J. Flintstone.
0:39.0	What? That's my legal name.
0:41.0	I go my Fred Flintstone.
0:43.0	I saw you at the courthouse.
0:45.0	I have to get my driver's license for my stone mobile.
0:47.0	I have to spell out my full legal name.
0:49.0	Actually, if I have to spell the whole thing,
0:51.0	I have Fredrick Johanisberg Flintstone.
0:53.0	I don't know that's a full Fred Flintstone name.
0:57.0	I picture on your driver's license.
0:59.0	It has your height and your weight.
1:01.0	It has how fake your calluses are on your feet.
1:03.0	It also has that on your driver's license.
1:05.0	It's like four feet or four inches.
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