Is We Dumb? | Meat Market. Chemtrails. Anxiety. Canary.

Is We Dumb?

Dan Cummins

Improv, Performing Arts, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Using your balls as a sex toy, going to jail for egging a cop car, the ugly side of LA culture and the reviews they leave online, high anxiety trying to open plastic grocery bags, and more on today's episode of IWD?!

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0:00.0	Meet Market, Chemtrails, Anxiety, Canary
0:07.0	Yes we go!
0:10.0	Yes we go!
0:20.0	You're Dan Cummins!
0:23.0	I am!
0:24.0	I'm Joe Paisley!
0:25.0	Yes, and this is As We Done!
0:26.0	Good, it is!
0:27.0	Episode 29, we're so close to 30!
0:29.0	We are!
0:30.0	It's where one football field is short!
0:32.0	I have a good feeling about today's show, I think it's going to be a strong show.
0:35.0	I want to talk about your toe!
0:36.0	I know, because I'm feeling really good today!
0:37.0	This is a long time coming!
0:39.0	People who've listened to my stand up albums, the last one, I had this whole bit about this toenail situation.
0:44.0	This fungal problem, and then it got worse, I ignored it for a couple years.
0:49.0	And then it got one does!
0:50.0	And then random Huckleberry picking last summer, something shifted and I just like hurt the toenail.
0:57.0	And so it looked like it was going to fall off, blood is wet.
1:01.0	And it is ached when I wear shoes every day since then.
1:04.0	So like over eight months.
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