All right, let's get into it.

Happy tournament kickoff to everybody.

We've got a lot to talk about.

We have an issue to settle right at the start of things today.

We will get to Michigan basketball a little later.

But we've got some fun tournament stuff.

And here's how it'll work.

If you're driving around town, we try to just make it one-stop shopping.

So the blitzes, well, they're going to encapsulate the early games, preview the later games.

If any games are close, we'll do a live looking.

And I can only tell you this before we get to a topic.

I woke up in a fever dream today.

And it wasn't because the weed gummy hit extra hard. No, no. I woke up

for the first time in 15 years of opening day of the tournament. I woke up in my own bed.

Oh my God. I wasn't in a casino. And look, circus fun and Vegas is fun. You know what's nice?

I'm doing a show with you guys. You know what's also nice?

We don't have drunks hanging over a barrier wanting to French kiss Rico.

15 years?

Yes.

Was his wife and the dogs like, who are you?

Who is this?

I can play loud music behind you guys.

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