Pardon the interruption, but I'm Mike Wilbon.

It's National Poetry Day Tone.

You got one for us?

I'm Tony Cornheiser. Of course I do.

Roses are red so much is for Nort.

The Bulls haven't won since that half-court shot.

Now I know that Norton shot don't exactly rhyme, but you get the idea, right?

You get the idea.

But they've lost two games since then, and they got popped at OKC last night, but everybody

gets popped against OKC, and that's just going to happen.

Last 15 games, the Bulls are better than any of us dreamed.

It doesn't mean much but you know I feel

better about him glad you feel better about them the audience is glad when you feel better about

something today's episode after we welcome everybody to PTI boards and girls in today's episode

Yukon is back in the women's Final Four. NFL owners make

changes, and Maryland has a new head coach. But we begin today with a big turn in baseball's

embrace of torpedo bats. The league is reportedly planning to ban the bats going forward,

citing the commissioner's integrity of the game clause. Among the reported reasons,

a concern that a spike in offensive output could throw off all the over-under numbers

issued by sports betting interests. We'll have on baseball backed the bats just two days ago.

Is it doing the right thing by reconsidering? No, Tony, this is so overreactionary. I mean, you know, I mean,

baseball just never seems to get it right. Look, there were only seven hitters last year who

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