Weird stuff is happening with the convicted felon, Kankles, McTacocot Tits, who for expediency, I'm just going to refer to as kanks.

Okay, over Labor Day weekend, this is a guy who has the cameras following him everywhere and he will not shut up.

If he sees a camera, he beelines for it.

It has been crickets. The press has been yards and yards away having to zoom in and he looks

like hammered dog shit, you guys. And I mean, and that's for him to look worse is saying

something, but that's how dire this situation is. So these photographs start

dropping from the press pool. Put up the first one. All right, here he is. This is the first

proof of life where he trots out to go play golf. And he did not allow the press to follow him

playing golf. And you know, he fancies himself an athlete and a great

golfer. So I thought that was pretty interesting. And here's the next one. All right, this one right

here, you guys, I don't know where his hair is. You know, his hair is always outside of the cap. And I don't

see any hair here. It is puff the magic dragon. If I've ever seen it in my life with the face,

I mean, it's just as puffy as it gets. And let's go to the last one. Here he is in the car.

And I don't know if he's asleep. I don't know if he's had a mini stroke. I don't know what's

going on. But the question is, who's running the country?

Because is this guy running it? Is Kanks running it? Absolutely not. I don't even think if he hadn't had this type of health emergency, he's running the country. Because number one, he doesn't give a shit. He cares about dolling up the Oval Office. all of the like AI stuff that they're comparing and contrasting, like, I don't know.

I just know he looks half asleep and that they propped him up. And I just think, here we are.

We have all this stuff globally going on with Russia and China and India, and our guy looks half dead.

All right.

So here the White House keeps trying to trot out proof of live stuff.

So here is an image they put out.

And I am not like a photographic expert or anything, but I just want, if you're listening, I'll

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