Cankels, McTacotits, the convicted felon, president of the United States, health is in rapid, rapid decline.

There is a massive cover-up going on at the White House regarding this, but the right wing is starting to figure it out.

And Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist,

absolute abject piece of shit is starting to get to the bottom of it. Kylie, pop up this headline.

We have a crisis, Alex Jones warns, that Trump is headed for health collapse, a health collapse.

Kylie, now play the clip.

You can see him declining faster and faster.

It's not super bad yet.

But unlike Biden that was completely shot and had all these brain surgeries and the rest of it,

Trump has got great genetics.

He's tough. And if he takes

care of himself, he can make it through these years and then after. But if he doesn't, he's going to have,

I predict Trump is going to have some type of collapse from the next 12 months at the current

trajectory. I'm not saying he's going to all All right. Deep in the heart of MAGA, he's giving kinks, who I'm going to refer to him as instead of Kankles, make taco tits for expediency and efficiency. He's giving Kanks 12 months, 12 months to live, Alex Jones. Well, here's the thing. He says a couple things that are just really

odd. It's not that bad yet. Alex, it's terrible. His ankles are as big as my head. He's got bruises on

his palm from what I think they're giving him IVs. And then he says he has great genes. Let's not

forget his daughter, his father died of dementia

and Alzheimer's. This man's genes tell us exactly where he said it in my opinion and I'm not a doctor.

This is just the fluffery that has to go on on the right wing. He's calling out. It's clear that Trump has

massive health decline, not only cognitive, but like his health, but in order to say something, he also has to throw in flattery.

Oh my God, he has great jeans. He's a stud. He doesn't have a teeny weeny. I don't care what South Park says. So they always have to throw in that pornographic fluffery to make sure they keep the Maga Base hard.

All right.

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