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Is This The Worst Baseball Take?

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4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Drew and Roth talk shitty baseball takes, plus your NFL letters. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

We're back. We're back. We're back. It's a dead cast. Actually, it's the Bob's Discount Furniture cast.

0:14.3

We decided to change it. Come on, down. We've decided to go exclusively to bad furniture jokes.

0:21.9

I'm excited to talk to you more about deluxe dinette sets that also come with a free pack of cigarettes.

0:30.3

Yeah.

0:31.9

Is it a golf cart?

0:33.5

Is it an Ottoman?

0:34.7

Why not both?

0:36.5

Come on down.

0:38.4

You get the bedroom, the patio furniture, and a box of Aubrey.

0:43.3

Come on down.

0:45.0

We opened a very dangerous Pandora's box with this conversation last week.

0:49.6

I sent Drew a screen grab of just a little picture I took of my television of Bob looking hideous sitting on a sectional sofa, gesturing to like the 16 pack of cup holders that for some reason was embedded within that sofa.

1:03.8

And I don't expect, I think that trend is going to continue indefinitely.

1:07.1

Like I apologize to you.

1:08.3

Of course, I apologize to the listeners as I do every week.

1:13.2

But it's not, we're not going back.

1:29.2

No, there's no going back. Once I, when I see Bob from now and I'm just going to think of you and I'm going to alert you. Like, I'm going to wake you up at three hours. I saw Bob and it sucked. By the way, you know, we are, I don't know if he's done it yet,

1:30.3

but we're definitely close to him putting his kids in an ad and just, like, because that, you know that happens.

1:34.7

Classic local TV ad. Yeah, we had, it was the Spina brothers in North Jersey, and they

1:40.3

couldn't act at all. And they were kind of weird. I think those kids are fine now.

1:44.3

They're probably, like, in their mid-30s

1:45.7

and running their dad's car dealership.

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