The Telegraph.

I'm always up before the birds and the kids.

Good thing Costa Express is always up too.

Early starts are easier with great coffee.

And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.

Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.

Oh, you legend.

Now that's a proper coffee.

Should kick in Justin Sanfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.

Hmm.

Costa Express.

Quality coffee every time.

Five.

It was a woeful performance,

and I just thought Kemi should have sacked him immediately

because he seemed to be exactly the sort of wet, useless person

completely out of touch with popular opinion.

Kemi Baitnock has to be. She has to massively distance herself from previous Tory failing.

So I spoke to Ray, Lucy's husband, who's a lovely plain speaking Midlander, and Ray said,

oh, I read that sumption article. He said, he seems like a stupid git.

Kirstana sat there in the Oval Office and said, we have a very proud history of free speech in this country.

Yeah, a history, because we don't have it anymore.

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