The Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. I'm going to Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory where today I got the airplane passes, the

aviator glasses and the Kanye quotes are going to be flying out to the masses.

As you know, we've been covering a lot of ARGs recently, but all of them pale in comparison to how scary and bizarre today's topic is. I'm talking about

Kagnay Quest 30, one of the internet's most frustrating unsolved mysteries. On the

surface, this game is everything that meme culture loves. In the game you play as

Kagni West who, while taken out his trash one morning, falls into a wormhole and is transported

to the year 3030 where the United States is ruled by a clone of the rapper

Lil B who's declared himself a god.

So Kanii puts together a party of other rappers to defeat Lil B and save America.

The game plays a lot like Pokemon, including random encounters where clones of

Jay-Z, Nicki Manage, Snoop Dogg, and others will attack using the power of smooth flows and

spicy disses. It's creative, it's funny, it's full of jokes about 2013 hip-hop culture, and it's also hiding a secret

gameplay mode designed as a cult recruitment tool. Yep, a mode that stayed hidden to the public

for nearly two years.

And that, my theorists, is what we start exploring today.

Is Kagnay West's unofficial meme game

actually a secret weapon created by a cult

looking to indoctrinate new members? Now, I ain't saying he a cult looking to indoctrinate new members.

Now, I ain't saying he a cult leader, but he'd be acting like a mad preacher.

Let's start at the beginning, shall we?

Conyay Quest 30 is a 2013 game published by a mysterious person only going by the name Phoenix

developed an RPG maker and only available through Tumblr this thing made

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