Hello and welcome to the total soccer show. My name is Daryl Grove. I'm very pleased to be back in studio. And I'm joined by a man who's been selling Colleen Rooney's Stories to the Sun. His name is Taylor Rockwell. Hello. Is that where I pull off my mask to reveal that it was Vardy the whole time? Yeah, it's Rebecca. Hardy. Or am I pulling on Vardy's mask to reveal it was me the whole time? I don't know.

Okay.

Either way, it's a good side business we got going here.

Thank you for remembering Jamie Vardy's first name because I forgot it briefly and I did sort of imply that it was Jamie Vardy. Colleen will never forget Jamie Vardy's wife's first name. name I will never forget after this revelation.

Oh, if you don't know what we're talking about, we're not going to get into it, right?

That's not really, it's not really our area.

I want to do a four-hour show about it, but I'm assuming that would be what the cooligans are gonna do so yeah the cooligans have got this one yeah I feel like we'll watch their show on food bread they're gonna break that thing down like this is the pruder film the way we break down tactics they're going to break down this series of events. So with this emoji, what she's saying is...

It's funny, because it feels like a thing that could happen. Today is a listener question special.

We have many, many questions. I'm excited to answer... It's almost like we haven't done this in a while.

I'm excited to answer all of them.

Before we get to all the listening questions,

there's a lot of US men's national team questions.

A lot of people have questions about bare health and everything that's going on.

Jill Ellis is finally her reign is over.

Her reign is over.

Her reign is over.

I mean, the rest of the world will be celebrated.

Because after the final game against Korea, which ended one-on-one, but it kind of didn't matter because she ends her U.S.

women's national team. That record is insane. Coaching career with 106 wins and a smaller number,

but more impressive, two World Cups. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And was it something of,

do you have the whole record right in front of you? I don't. It was something that 106 wins, like nine losses and 12 draws. Yeah. Or just something that's like, that's not a sign of a balanced competition. There were celebrations in Germany, in France, in every other like women's soccer powerhouse nation. It was like at the end of Return of the Jedi. Everybody was like the Ewks, setting off fireworks. Yep. Except maybe in the US. I'm not sure if we were to do. We set off like mournful fireworks to say goodbye to a wonderful coach who as you said has one. We're like, Dan, the death star was useful. Aw. We're the baddies in this scenario? I mean...

Oh, well.

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