All right, let's see here. I see this headline and this headline says, film study how Houston Texans defense shut down and frustrated Kansas City chief star Travis Kelsey.

Well, I don't need to watch film to tell you how it happened. It happened because most teams shut down Travis Kelsey.

And yes, I'm fully aware that the guy might get four or five

catches a game, 30, 40, 50 yards a game, and every now and then might bust some big play

that stretches his numbers out and makes him look like he's still some sort of elite star,

when in reality he is not an elite star. He is just a dude, and that's all he is,

and that Kansas City offense is just a basic

offense, and they ain't good. And basically what you've got here is you've got a dude that isn't good

anymore is holding on for whatever reason, and he's cooked. He's finished. He's not very good,

and he might go out there and have a game that he goes for 60 yards and score a touchdown and do his little dance, and that's all well and good. At the end of it, the dude is cooked. So I think the Texans defense is great. The numbers bear that out. The games they've played have bared that out. This defense is elite, possibly the best in the league. Actually, it is the best defense in the league. They are fantastic.

But they didn't have to do much to shut down Travis Kelsey because most teams shut down

Travis Kelsey, because Travis Kelsey sucks. That's not to bang on the Texans. That's just a little

piece of reality. The only reason people even talk about Travis Kelsey is because he fucks Taylor Swift.

If he was fucking somebody else, nobody would talk about him. If this dude were out there fucking Christina Million or something, that's a dated reference. But if that dude were out there fucking Christina Millian, nobody would give a shit about Travis Kelsey. He'd be out of sight, out of mind, and he would just be toiling around. But because he's banging Taylor Swift and they're going to get married, the mom is up in the press box and the sweets and she's all over the TV and in the holiday

movies and his brother's a doofist and now they're big celebrities and his wife's got a big

podcast.

People have to still write stories about how Travis Kelsey got shut down by the Texas.

Travis Kelsey didn't get shut down by anybody.

Travis Kelsey shuts himself down because the guy sucks Travis Kelsey didn't get shut down by anybody. Travis Kelsey shuts himself

down because the guy sucks and he drops passes and he's just not very good. Let's play a couple

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