Is the Death Star a Good Weapon?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2015

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes join the Empire, check out the schematics for a new super weapon and witness a planet wide explosion as they start to question if the Death Star is really the best way to take out the Rebel scum. Join us as we discuss the Moff ranking system, the issue with Stormtrooper morale and Darth Vader's swimming trunks. Jackson thinks the Death Star is too big, Zammit is stressed about working for the Empire and Duscher just thinks he'd make the Grandest Moff. So shine your trooper helmet, climb into your Tie Fighter and get to work early, just because you work for the Dark Side doesn’t mean you have to evil about it.Want to help Grand Moff Duscher crowd fund the exhaust covering? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help prevent the wholesale slaughter of innocent government employees. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least forty-one books about how to create a better workplace environment.

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
0:03.8	Watch it too much and make us go viral.
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0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:22.4	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
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0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
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