Pts, howdy, smarty pants?

Trusty narrator here.

As you can tell by the music and the sound of cowboys on horses

rustling upstairs.

Today, I'm out on the prairie,

or home on the range, or visiting the wild blue yonder.

I just blew into this here small town of Douglas Wyoming,

like a big old tumbling tumbleweed.

And right now, I'm sitting on a little old bench

waiting for a tour bus to come pick me up.

Now, you might be wondering what could I possibly hope to see

here in the middle of this small

dusty town, in the middle of nowhere. Well, partners, I've been led to believe that nearby

lives a creature, so mysterious, so odd-looking, and so unbelievable that I probably won't

believe my eyes when I encounter one.

And by the looks of the picture on the front of this here pamphlet,

I was given by the little old lady working in the diner where I got my breakfast this morning.

They're right.

This mysterious creature is something quite legendary around these parts, and many folks believe it actually once existed, or still exist today.

Of course, others think it's all just a bunch of hogwash.

And nothing but silly nonsense someone made up over 100 years ago to bring tourists to the area.

Well, I'm here to find out.

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