Is That How A Q&A Works?
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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You asked, and TogetherMess delivered...kind of. 😂 From wild questions to unexpected confessions, this episode is packed with laughs, honesty, and total chaos. Nothing’s off-limits, and everything’s messy in the best way.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you need a group. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, I'm going to get a Christmas ornament that looks like a barf bag that's tied up. Oh my gosh. I know we'll remember this year. The clothing stores, it's just like, I gotta help you. And like when I went to Abercrombie and then I met this one young girl and she was like, my girl. And she was like helping me. Was like, can we order that? And I was like, yes, let's order it because I thought we were going on a earlier cruise and she was amazing. But before she came in to work, the other people is just like, I was like, sorry. But see that's sorry. I'm bothering you. That's just your, I don't know, I guess that's where I'm from. |
| 0:45.8 | So I get it. |
| 0:46.7 | I think you, but you're like that. |
| 0:48.3 | I am, you're right. |
| 0:50.6 | But that's how you are. That's how your friends are. That's your family. Like that's how you guys are. And like my mom, when we were dating, And I would go back home and I would tell her like about Chicago. |
| 1:05.0 | And I would tell her about some of the conversations. |
| 1:07.0 | I'm like, you know, I was talking to so and so. |
| 1:09.6 | And... I would go back home and I would tell her like about Chicago and I would tell her about some of the conversations I'm like, you know, I was talking to so and so and I'm like, I don't know if she's just being a bitch or if that's just Chicago and my mom's like, oh, just ignore it. Chicago. They're just different people because my mom's from Illinois, but Southern Illinois and she always gets mad when somebody, when she tells them she's from Illinois, they go, oh, are you from Chicago? And she's like, no, Southern Illinois. Like, she just doesn't want any part. Yeah, your mom takes that Mason Dixon, in real serious, dude. Yeah. So, like, talk about psyche. So I don't know, Chicago people do have like a little edge. I think so to Boston in New York. |
| 1:47.3 | I guess everyone has their own little thing where they're from. |
| 1:49.7 | But if you're I talk about psyche. So I don't know. Chicago people do have like a little edge. |
| 1:45.5 | I think so to Boston in New York. |
| 1:47.3 | I guess everyone has their own little thing where they're from. |
| 1:49.8 | But if you're not used to it. So your mom is like, oh, the tax bills late or they screwed up. You have must be a Northearner. Like it's just like, yeah. Everyone's thinking it's blamed on a Northearner. She was at the beach and she's like, |
| 2:03.4 | just all these northerners moving down here |
| 2:05.9 | and she was like the other day, |
| 2:07.4 | he just beat the horn at me and I was just like. |
| 2:09.8 | But she didn't even know if that's a Northerner. Yeah, but she just assumes because she goes nobody in the South beeps the horn and they just wait in their patient and she goes, we move slower down here and she was like, we don't rush people and then she gets very worked up about that. Yeah, she makes me laugh because she gets very worked up. Yeah, but even like Jeff, she'll just be like, is he mad? I'm like, no, just ignore him. That's him. But I'm not, I'm not like that anymore. I do, when I do go back to Chicago, though, I do. You come back. I come back with a little Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just funny how places are. But when you, like I always try, when I go to Chicago, I always try to leave to go see my grandparents because they're in their 80s and I don't know how much time out. I will have left with them. And it's just, it's crazy once when you just get out of that Chicago, it's just flat and country. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Midwest. I know. It's just, it's like the boringness drive. Yeah. And it's so, um, yeah, it's just, it's so wild. And then as soon as you get in, you're like, whoa, I am really, because I get really nervous driving on the interstates there. I think they're very confusing. There's too much going on and there's always construction non-stop every time. I don't think I've ever gone there. And there's the construction is done. It's always a hundred percent. Yeah. It just, I'm like, why is this not ending? It just keeps going. It never ends. Never. It's always, it's like a joke my whole life. |
| 3:46.0 | There's winter season and construction season. And during winter season, it's still just left up till summer starts again. Yeah. I mean, it's just, yeah, it got a little edge, got a little edge. But I do like driving around here in Colorado. Anyways, what do you want to do? Take some, you posted something on Instagram? Yeah, I posted some, you guys. |
| 4:07.1 | My brother is like a news reporter. My text messages with him, he's got, he sent me something like TMZ weekly. He sent me the exact same thing today. Oh yeah, something else from us. We like, I'm like, okay, or like something going on in Charlotte. Do you know this person, this person went to high school and did it done? This person died. I'm like, what? He's a national inquiry. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 4:30.2 | And then I'm in it's never as soon as I see his text messages. I'm like, it's not good. He loves giving bad news. Yeah. Not he doesn't love giving bad news. He likes to be the first one to tell you. Oh my God, Elvis Dodd, did you see? Like he loves it. I don't know why |
| 4:45.8 | I'm like, why you keep sending did you see? Like he loves it. |
| 4:45.5 | I don't know why I'm like, why you keep sending me this stuff? |
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