Son, there's going to have to be an environmental review of your bunk bed.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Before I explain what that's all about, I'm still reading this article in the National Review from, what's her name?

Catherine Timp, but she goes by Cat Cat Cat T-I-M-P-F

Once you see her you'll never forget her because she's a

really hot skinny little blonde chick with big black

glasses and she's hilarious she's actually a

stand-up comedian and she's on Fox regularly and she does conservative commentary and is a stand-up comedian.

But she'd written this piece in the National Review about the various trigger words that they're ruling against at Michigan State University.

Now, this is for real, right?

This is completely 100% for real, which is mind-blowing.

Avoid using words and phrases such as but, B-U-T, as in,

like, however, I apologize, no problem in other phrases because they're triggers. We want to

use calming words and phrases, not triggering words and phrases. Now, let me ask you something.

You mentioned triggers.

Is that you mean you set people off your triggers for... Well, the example we gave earlier is you don't want to say to somebody, oh, no problem.

Because that suggests that they may have been a problem and they'll feel like they could have

been a problem and will...

This is all effing made up.

I almost said an F-bomb, which I don't want to say even on the podcast.

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