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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Is That a Salami in Your Pants?

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8815 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The TSA has released a list of thanksgiving foods that are banned from flight. Jack, being a gravy-traveling man, is personally investing in this one!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Excuse me, sir.

0:00.9

Is that a salami in your pants?

0:02.2

One more thing.

0:04.2

Armstrong and Getty.

0:05.5

One more thing.

0:07.9

It's kind of an unfortunate choice of an example.

0:11.5

I was just an accident.

0:12.9

As that would imply.

0:14.9

Yeah.

0:15.8

I accidentally chose a meat that's a phallic shape.

0:18.5

That's unfortunate.

0:19.4

And in your pants, suggested as some...

0:21.8

Accidentally.

0:23.3

A penissian reference.

0:25.4

Before I get to the list of things from your Thanksgiving table you can't fly with.

0:30.9

Yes.

0:31.4

It's an actual list from the TSA.

0:33.0

Because I usually, when I go to Granny's, I pack a suitcase full of delicious leftovers.

0:39.6

I travel with gravy everywhere I go, but maybe not.

0:42.4

Just to be safe.

0:43.3

Maybe not for the next couple of weeks.

0:44.8

Right.

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