Guys, we are well overdue for a Blake Lively update and the tea is piping hot, if you will.

The Pope's new brother is certainly a character, and thank God, nudity is out of style.

All right guys, so unless you were living under a rock, then you probably saw that last week, the first ever American Pope was elected. A man named Robert Francis

Provost was elected and took the name Pope Leo. He is the first ever American Pope. He is from

Chicago, which is probably the most American thing ever. He's also a baseball fan. And guys,

the media just went wild. And obviously, this is a huge worldwide event. The videos, the coverage of this was truly insane.

Before we even get into him and his brother, the most insane thing that I saw come out of the conclaim and everything going on was, I think it was CNN or NBC.

Somebody was covering all of the events and they were talking about what happens when all the Cardinals go into the Vatican and they

close the doors and they start doing their votes. And somebody in the mainstream media

literally said they have to turn in their phones, they don't have access to social media or the

outside world, they are raw dogging the conclave. That's what they literally said. That is like

a Gen Z slang term for like sitting on an airplane and just tuning the world out and just like existing instead of, you know, texting your friends, being on social media, watching a movie, you're not listening to music, you're just raw dogging your flight.

They literally said that the cardinals were raw dogging this conclave.

So if that is not the most 2025 thing I have ever heard, I don't know what it is. Anyway, so this man, now Pope Leo, was elected,

and we were all focused on him and being the new American Pope. Americans, especially

Americans on the right, were simultaneously so excited that we had an American Pope and we're

feeling very patriotic, but then they also dug up old tweets and they saw that he possibly,

most likely is anti-Trump, so then they got very, very angry, but then a new shiny

thing distracted our attention, and that would be the Pope's brothers. But before we dive into

that story, make sure that you're following our podcast page and rate the show if you're enjoying

it. And guys, in case you missed it, we launched my tour last week in Phoenix and Irvine. It was so much

fun. I loved being there with you guys and

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