Hello, anybody there?

Hi, thanks for calling to talk support. How can I help you?

Yes, I'm calling because I've had so many issues on your platform recently.

I've actually now been permanently banned on your platform, my account.

I was wondering if there's anything I can do to get that back up.

Okay, well, can you give me the account name real quick? Let's take a look.

Yeah, it's Amala Epinobi.

Okay, Amala. Amala, I would've thought it was Amala.

Everybody does, don't worry.

I will probably get reprimanded for being culturally insensitive.

Anyways, let's see here. Well, it looks like you said some things that are not permissible on the platform

and are not complying with the mainstream narrative.

Well, what did I say? I'm so confused.

You are encouraging people to think for themselves, you're questioning a tyrannical mandate.

It's just all kinds of problematic stuff. That's really your saying you're not a victim.

Okay. There's a black person in America and that systemic racism doesn't exist.

These are just very problematic. I mean, fact checkers agree that all those things are true.

Okay.

So we've run the fact check and so we're wrong.

So we really just don't tolerate misinformation on our platform.

So what do I have to do to get my account back? I don't understand what you're saying to me right now.

Well, you could first off delete those videos and just come on our platform

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