Is Santa A Dominatrix?

Good Moms Bad Choices

The Black Effect and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Parenting, Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

If you’re managing kids, traditions, expectations, and still trying to find a moment for yourself... WELCOME TO THE TRIBE!

This week, Good Moms chat about their Crenshaw mall holiday pictures with Black Santa, mom gift-buying guilt, their "I still dont like YOU!" list and some HO-HO-HOLIDAY WHORIES.

You can expect to hear:

Family Pictures with Black Santa at the Crenshaw mall
The pressure to buy the “right” gifts, the procrastination that always wins, and raising kids who suddenly dress like mini adults
Why psilocybin, Christmas lights, and budget décor somehow feel like self-care this time of year
Go-to holiday DRANKS (coquito, eggnog + Henny, whiskey season) for when bedtime can’t come fast enough!
Their holiday alter-egos, from leather-and-lipstick Santa fantasies to “baking in lingerie” energy
Holiday party stories that prove moms were out here living long before mom life
A Tarot pull that brings in balance, patience, and choosing the high road… even when it’s hard
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If you’ve ever felt torn between loving the season and being overwhelmed by it, this episode will make you feel seen, supported, and part of a community that gets it. Share it with a friend though<3!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.2	Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.
0:06.6	Today, as you can see, it is our holiday episode, and we are holidayed down.
0:12.0	Happy holiday, bitches!
0:14.2	Not that we believe in consumerism or the beast, but here we are, because we have kids and we have to celebrate.
0:20.1	And you probably do too, because you have family and obligations and blah, blah, blah.
0:24.1	Anyway, if you're looking for a good holiday gift this season, we have all the good shit at good moms.
0:31.8	Are you ready?
0:32.7	Are you ready? Are you ready?
0:34.9	Are you ready? It's our HSN moment.
0:37.5	So if you haven't had a chance to go to our shop, we have a shop on Goodmoms Bad Chances.com.
0:44.3	And we have our Good Dad hoodie.
0:47.8	Now this is very, very, the finest cotton, the most luxurious cotton.
0:53.1	This right here, this is puff paint. Not just puff. Three times the puff. Three times a puff. Not that flat shit. No, no. This has texture, has depth, has girth. For the big daddy of the house. Good dads. That big, good dad. Big, good dad. Big strong dad energy. There's a hood to put over his head.
1:11.6	And in the back, there's this, I'm fine, kind of.
1:15.1	I think I'm okay.
1:19.0	Maybe I need a joint.
1:21.0	Happy.
1:21.5	Maybe I had a joint.
1:22.8	Maybe I did mushrooms.
1:24.2	Maybe I'm a good dad.
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