Is Russell Wilson an Undercover Alien Running for President of the United States?

Pablo Torre Finds Out

Pablo Torre, Le Batard & Friends

Sports

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

As the Denver Broncos crumble all around Russell Wilson, the superstar quarterback has never been more fascinating. Or more unknowable. But Nate Tice was Wilson’s backup, roommate, and occasional speechwriter at the University of Wisconsin. And to hear these college confessions — about a shirt-tucked, Timberlake-loving try-hard, who is possibly from outer space — is to finally understand the weirdest athlete on Planet Earth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Pablo Torre, finds out I am Pablo Torre.
0:03.6	And today we're gonna find out what this sound is.
0:06.3	He created a Twitter and he asked me
0:08.8	what he should make his handle.
0:10.4	That's a guy I don't know,
0:11.3	you can just make it Russell Wilson.
0:12.6	And he also made it Dangerous.
0:15.7	And I was like, what the fuck is Dangerous?
0:18.6	Like, it's like it's what my friends call me.
0:22.6	Right after this ad.
0:24.8	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:35.4	Make Match Days Easy with Google Pay.
0:37.8	Running late for kickoff.
0:39.4	Tap in and speed through.
0:41.2	Say look at the merch store.
0:42.6	Unlock and tap to pay securely.
0:45.0	Fast, safe, simple.
0:46.8	Match Days Made Easy with Google Pay.
0:49.0	Add a card to Google Wallet.
0:54.8	So Cortez, I really hate talking about college this much.
0:59.8	No, you don't.
1:00.8	We've gotten dinner so many times
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