Yeah, networks. I want everyone to listen very closely. Oh, Shane, what are you doing?

That is the sound of my stubble, my beard stubble rubbing against the microphone. Why did you

do that? I want them to know that when you position a microphone for a podcast, you have

to be very close to it for top notch audio. And because of how close I am, sometimes

I'll be speaking and I'll feel a little bristle. Oh, my God. Here it is again. I know I'm not

supposed to do that. It makes noise in the microphone, but it feels so nice for someone

who doesn't itch his face very often. It probably is extra stimulating.

It's one more way that I can interact with my physical environment. I don't have many.

Well, that's nice for everyone listening. Thank you for watching.

Welcome back to our Mayhem, episode 3 million and 97. Today's episode is a demo, because

N and I will be figuring out if our marriage is healthy. Yeah, this is some sort of quiz

that Shane found. So I'm intrigued. I haven't seen the questions. Is it questions that we

answer? Yeah, it's a series of questions that we rate how well we're doing in that area.

Oh boy. But the end of it, we'll know whether we have six more weeks of marriage or if we'll

be getting diverse, kind of like a gender version mayhem of groundhogs day. Wow. That's nice.

So are you nervous? No. Should I be nervous? Are you nervous? Do you think your marriage is healthy?

Yes. A lot of people online don't. Yeah, I'm pretty sure a marriage is healthy. I think

we'll score highly, but I'm excited to see what the questions are. We will get to that in a minute

first. We were reminiscing about childhood. And I remembered a very childhood mayhem moment

from my childhood that I would now like to share. Oh boy. It's ridiculous. It's one of those

memories that you forget about. Maybe because your brain is like trying to protect you.

And then you remember it years later, you were like, wow, we were dumb kids. Anyway, I was probably

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