Welcome back to Charlotte Crosby always on.

I'm going to be coming to your ears every single month updating you on absolutely everything

from my pregnancy, inside my relationship and even what my Jory Shaw mates are up to these days.

Now I like to be honest with you all on this podcast,

so I need to let you know that I am recording this a few weeks before it goes live.

And there's a good chance that I may have already had my baby when this episode comes out.

So I may or may not be a mom right now. I think the chances are I'm probably

a man. It has been... Has it? Has it? I don't know whether it has. I want to say it's been

the longest nine months, but I don't know whether it has. I think it's flown. Where

is the nine months gone? It's actually crazy when I think it's flown. Where has the nine months gone?

It's actually crazy when I think to like,

I feel like I found out I was pregnant yesterday.

And my God, I was not prepared for what was about to come.

I honestly thought that pregnancy was like this glorious thing where everyone walked around looking beautiful and glowing and feeling so excited and fresh and ready to conquer the world.

And I have honestly felt like a piece of poo that gets rolled across the floor by a Dun Beatle.

I don't even feel like the Dun Beatle.

I feel like the piece of poo that has been rolled by the Dun Beetle.

I can't even get myself around.

I have to be pushed by a Dun Beatle at this point. That is literally what it's got

now. I feel sick again. Oh, God, what a whirl when this pregnancy has been. Like, I have felt

so ill, so tired. I've been a shadow of my former self. I actually think to myself, what is it

going to be like to have the baby and actually finally be myself again? Like, that is going to be

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