Is My Longtime Best Friend In Love With Me?

The Mail-In Podcast

The Mail-In

Education, How To

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We're back! The Mail-In Podcast with Brett Merriman and Sally deFries. Here's what we've got: 1. Headed to a bachelor party at 32. Do I try to drink like I used to? 2. If I break up with my girlfriend, do I have any right to stay in her condo for a while? 3. Is it weird to wear a tuxedo to a non black-tie wedding? 4. Is my longtime best friend in love with me? 5. I have the opportunity to move wherever coming out of grad school with a remote job. Where should I go? Our Partners: Green Chef: Get 50% OFF your first month then 20% OFF your next two months with code 50mail at GreenChef.com/50mail Warby Parker: Get 15% OFF plus FREE shipping when you buy 2 or more pairs of glasses at WarbyParker.com/MAIL Lola Blankets: Get 40% OFF with code MAILIN at LolaBlankets.com WRITE IN TO THE MAIL-IN FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Welcome back to the mail-in podcast.
0:20.6	I'm here say right now.
0:22.3	To my right, the lovely one and only Saddala herself, Sally to freeze.
0:26.9	Good morning, Sally.
0:27.9	Good morning.
0:28.9	What's up?
0:29.9	I'm just sitting here in my Squidward-esque shoes.
0:35.9	Why are these Squidward shoes?
0:36.9	Do you see how big the toebox is on these puppies? Oh, yeah. They're so wide. They're also very white. Okay, you can't see this because we're not videoing, but it's come to my attention. I'm on a foot journey. Ooh. And I'm not trying to make this into a foot fetish podcast, but. Sure, we don't, but we don't king shame here. We don't king shame.
0:55.5	Okay. And I'm not trying to make this into a foot fetish podcast, but... Sure, we don't, but we don't king shame here.
0:56.5	We don't king shame.
1:01.2	Okay, so last weekend, we were at the lake.
1:08.3	And I'm spending a lot of time barefoot, you know, as one does.
1:27.6	And I'm just like, my feet are not great, a lot of callous. Oh, okay. I see. A lot of, unfortunately, corns. Ooh. Do you know what a corn is? I've heard of them. I don't, like, I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. A callous and a corn. A corn is like... I'm so sorry. Like a bunion?
1:29.0	It's not a bunion.
1:37.4	Basically, it's like almost would be the equivalent of like a deep pimple on your foot.
1:41.0	It's just dead skin that gathers, but it's a tiny, tiny little circle.
1:44.0	And they're from pressure on your feet. Okay? So I'm like, I have these things on the, on the ball of my foot. This is annoying. Then I figure out that there are corns and I'm like, well, this is frustrating. So somebody I'm with is like, you got to start putting salicylic acid on. And then I was like, yeah, you know, and they were like, what shoes do you wear to work?
2:03.3	And I was like, sambas.
2:04.7	And they were like, what?
2:06.1	You stand for 12 hours in sambas?
2:09.3	Yeah.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Mail-In, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Mail-In and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.