Hi, my name is Megan.

Megan comes to us with a concern about her roommate.

Well, my theory is that he might be a psychopath.

He is zero-entity. He likes to trip me on the stairs.

How long have you lived together?

Nearly five years now.

And have these signs been there since the beginning?

I mean, he's always been a, you know, poorly socially adapted creature.

And like, I reason to suspect my own judgment.

In what way?

Like, I've dated a lot of terrible people who show some pathological qualities.

Are you afraid?

I mean, he is smaller than me, so.

And he's big for a cat.

Oh, can you hear him in the background? He's meowing.

Megan, for a case like this, I think we'd have to make a house call.

Okay, I'd want to endeavor to stay alive until then.

How do we figure out if Megan's cat? What's his name?

He's a native pushkin.

How do we figure out if pushkin is a psychopath?

We needed advice and knew just who to call.

Hey.

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