Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science.

Yours, Toby.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.

Atul protected.

You're listening to James O'Brien on LBC, where it is also Thursday.

We didn't have one last week, did we?

Because of Boris Blumen-Johnson. Well, we had a Thursday, you're quite right. But we didn't have one last week, did we? Because of Boris Blumen Johnson

interfere. Well, we had a Thursday. You're quite right. But we didn't have a mystery hour.

I mean, because I presume like me, I say Thursday, you think mystery out. That's it. It's like

Cracker Jack on Fridays back when we were kids, if you're of a certain age. So we didn't have

one last week because Boris Johnson's shenanigans. How many times has any politician ever interfered more with our schedules and our programmes than Boris Blumen

Johnson? But as things stand, all being well, there will be a mystery out today from 12-ish

because that expected rise in interest rates is one that we will report on briefly, I think probably

with the help of Danny Blanche Flower, who's held our hand through such territories rather well,

rather warmly in the past. So that's coming up. Second hour, I'm at the moment intending to

dedicate it entirely to the 75th anniversary of Windrush, which the Daily Mail has inevitably used as a platform from which to attack Harry and Megan, or Megan and Harry, this morning.

I'll say that again because the mind boggles. Daily Mail used the 75th anniversary of Windrush

to attack Megan and Harry. But we probably won't be going down to that path. Neither Toby will I be following your advice this morning.

Toby's already been in touch. She says, I hope you will be beginning your show with an hour-long

discussion of cat children. I don't know about you, but I can't move for all these children

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