By now we've all heard the chatter and I wanted to think long and hard before I put pen to paper like Uncle Lenny when he's prousing through the DoorDash app.

First things first, no one will ever replace Eddie Lacey.

LeBron ain't the new Jordan because there will never be another one.

There will never be another Eddie Lomaine Lacey. That's my dog. So don't you

ever disrespect me talking about Lenny Fournecks. Buffet Lenny, borderline blasphemous. As it relates to fantasy football,

we got to talk about these reports. These reports surfaced about Uncle Lenny, lasagna Lenny. There's a lot of words being thrown around here.

First thing to understand, when the coaches were mad, while the reports came out about a week

ago, the context of it came from about seven weeks ago when shit started back in early June.

I'll tell you what makes the whole conundrum stupid as fuck.

The report is that, you know, the coaches are like, he showed up damn near 260 pounds.

These reports like this give off wild. Zeke is getting 35 touches a game type energy.

Tavon Austin is our webback who's going to get 20 touches a game type energy. You know how fucking

old you got to be to use the word damn near? And the reason I bring that up is because when

coaches talk about numbers, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about they're literally

clueless they have no semblance of what's right or wrong as it pertains to numbers and volume

and that type of shit they're just extremely hyperbolic and loose with the way they use them this is

from rick stroud mandatory minicamp was nearly six weeks ago.

He admitted to weighing 240 something. I asked the coach if he was more like 250 something.

His response was more. That weight is likely gone. Leonard Fournett said he was 240 something.

So a coach is just randomly thrown out 250, 260. You can't just add 20 pounds onto a figure.

If Fournett's playing at 240 something, not ideal, but I don't give a shit.

He's going to be in shape.

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