Hi, this is Potsaphe the UK, I'm Nishkumar. And I'm Coco Khan. Have we accidentally fallen

into some sort of time machine and wound our way back to Victorian times, Coco? What do

you mean? Is it because of the, oh, it's because of the crushing child poverty and the

dumping of people in prison ships? Yeah, that's right. Plus, we talk about why Labour needs

to sort his shit out ahead of a bi-election super Thursday. And the SMP's Mary Black

will be here to tell us why she's had enough of Westminster.

You've brought in plums for everybody today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're your plums.

They're my plums from my tree. Yeah, it's surprising, isn't it? I don't strike people

as someone that bears fruit. It's not the way you're, that's not the way you're going

to phrase it. Welcome to Potsaphe the UK. Coco has born fruit. But it's amazing how quickly

they come in and how many come in. So I have, it doesn't surprise me because I know about

your interest in gardening and you know, you're interested in nature and gardening and all that

kind of crap that I couldn't care about. Now that I have thousands of plums, I'm obviously

giving them out. Yeah, right. And I think that I am accruing within my neighbourhood power.

What do you mean? What are you some sort of plum-based mafia Lord? Oh, babe, honestly, I'm

there not not. Hi, yeah, it's me from next door. I just wanted to give you a pun of plums

from my tree. Guarantee you those people next time your barbecues ruining their washing,

they're not going to say anything. This is how power is accrued. Soft plums, hard pal. That's how

this works. Can't believe you've become a sort of crime lord via the medium of plums in your

local area. But I thought you were doing this to something nice. You've given me a pun of plums

today. Now I'm worried what favor you're going to ask me in a year's time. You're going to ask

me to kill a man over some plums you gave me. Well, no, but genuinely, I gave them to you because

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