I don't really know how to start shows.

Come on now, don't start liking me now.

So yeah, I'm funny compared to you.

Well, you'll see later.

I favor me.

I know a lot of fucking idiots.

You think a lot of shit is mean-spirited just because it goes against what they believe.

But the relief of comedy is it take things that aren't funny and it allows us to laugh about them

for an hour.

We got a purple suit to buy in a gigantic coffin.

Why are you laughing?

Welcome everybody to another episode of Why Are You Laughing.

Today I'm pleased to introduce to you the comedic stylings of Jerry Seinfeld.

And this will be a different episode because it's one, it's an itch I've been waiting to scratch for a lot

of time because I don't know how I feel about it. I'm very conflicted. Jerry Seinfeld is a guy

that I grew up idolizing. Signfeld is basically shaped my, it basically is my entire personality.

Like without Seinfeld quotes, I wouldn't have things to say to people when I meet them.

So I love Jerry Seinfeld in a lot of ways, but I have also found him to be insufferable in a lot of ways.

So I'm conflicted on this man.

And basically I wanted to talk about it today.

Of course, we were coming to you from the vaulted podcast studios in Patucket, Rhode Island,

Matt from Rhode Island, of course, on the ones and twos.

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