Dude

Behind the Foods Yo, it's the dudes Behind the food Dude Dude behind the foods Behind the foods Yeah is the news Behind the food It's actually really fucking good

David, so let's do a little

What do you call that shit?

When people say a positive affirmation.

Oh, you know, I never grew up with these, dude.

I hate this so much.

Me neither.

Okay, take a deep breath.

Take a deep breath, David, close your eyes.

Hey, just breathe in all the good vines. Okay, take a deep breath. Take a deep breath, David, close your eyes, close your eyes.

Hey, um, just breathe in all the good vibes, David.

Exhale the bad vibes.

Okay, imagine just all the negativity, just focus it right into your left nipple, okay?

All the negativity in your body, just focus it, push it into your left nipple, okay? All the negativity in your body, just focus it.

Push it into your left nipple, okay?

Now imagine, imagine someone walks up to your left nipple,

slices it off, slice off all that negativity from your left nipple.

There's no more negativity in your whole body.

That's crazy.

Now, now imagine that person putting down the knife. Now they're looking your left nipple. There's no more negativity in your whole body. That's crazy. Now, now imagine that person putting down the knife. Now they're looking your right nipple, licking the positivity right into your right nipple. I have a very vivid imagination. This is very bad. Are you imagining a woman or a man licking your nipple? I am imagining an old man licking my nipple and he was a priest and I'm inside the church. And there's a pool of blood next to me. I'm screaming my head off because of the pain. Exactly what I'm thinking. Wow. Yeah. So now and then you say, thank you old man. Thank you old man. His name's Chester Wallace. Thank you, Chester for that. And in Jesus' name, I pray, amen.

Wow.

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