If you say that you are an animal lover, but you have purchased a puppy or a kitten,

you are not really an animal lover.

You are a consumerist who wants exactly what you want.

I think that the breeding of puppies and kittens should be illegal until every single shelter animal in the United States has found a home.

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Host Issa Medina and co-host Lily Lester, welcome on

SNL writer and Petty Crimes podcast host Kiera Jane O'Sullivan. Buying a dog is like having a child.

You know what I mean? It's like you're saying like I need to love all dogs equally. No, I need to

love my child. My child is perfect. My dog is perfect.

I need the dog with my genetic IVF.

Yeah.

It's the same concept.

It's like when you buy a dog, you're creating it from thin air.

You are the mother.

You are the father.

You are the non-binary parent.

Yeah.

She was like, hey, you want to go to this protest?

I'm like, yes, I'm going to get ready.

And then I was like, what's it for?

Do you know why black cats are like bad luck?

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