Is It Rude to Ignore Your Uber Driver? (Plus: Facebook Marketplace Gets Unhinged) Daily Comedy Show
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
Is it actually rude to not talk to your Uber driver, or are we all just prisoners of awkward Midwestern politeness? On today’s daily comedy show, The Rizzuto Show tackles one of modern society’s greatest moral dilemmas: how much small talk is required before you’re allowed to stare at your phone in peace. From “quiet ride” preferences to drivers who don’t understand social cues (or reality), the gang breaks down the fine line between being polite and protecting your sanity.
Then the show takes a hard left into complete madness with another round of Facebook Marketplace Price Is Right, a game that proves the internet should not be allowed to sell things. The crew bids on some truly unhinged local listings, including a Predator cosplay helmet with real dreadlocks, a biblically accurate angel tree topper straight out of a fever dream, a rare 1986 Zimmer Quicksilver that looks like multiple cars lost a fight, and a secondhand Vagisil bath bomb that comes with a very aggressive “do not call me” warning.
Things escalate when a $10,000 wood-fired pizza oven enters the chat, nearly convincing Riz to replace patriotism with mozzarella and become the undisputed king of Wildwood. This daily comedy show delivers awkward stories, weird news, bad financial decisions, and the kind of conversations that only happen on a microphone — all wrapped in sarcastic humor and self-inflicted chaos.
If you’re into funny podcasts, uncomfortable social situations, strange marketplace finds, and a daily comedy show that proudly derails itself before lunchtime, this episode is absolutely for you.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, let's hit it. |
| 0:03.1 | Little listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:07.9 | Lizudo. |
| 0:08.8 | Rizuto. |
| 0:10.2 | All right, we've all been there. |
| 0:12.1 | You hop into an Uber, exhausted or busy with emails and the driver immediately launches into. |
| 0:17.6 | So where are you from? |
| 0:19.5 | Crazy traffic, right? |
| 0:21.5 | You nod politely, but deep down, you just, you just want silence. |
| 0:27.6 | So it begs the question, is it actually rude not to talk to your driver? |
| 0:35.9 | But that's why we have those, what do you call it, preferences on the app? The app has a preference. Oh, that's right. And that is why, I use that as a mental shield to not feel bad about not talking. Do you, do you, I feel bad even checking that box. I have quiet, please. Listen, I, I'm always first to say, hey, how's the day going? |
| 0:55.6 | Everything, everything is going well. |
| 0:57.5 | You've been driving for a while today. |
| 1:01.0 | You know, like, I have like two or three standards to show you that I'm not a monster. |
| 1:05.3 | And then after that, abide by the preferences, please. |
| 1:07.3 | Quiet, please. |
| 1:11.5 | Is it okay not to talk to the driver, learn? |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah, I think so. You don't be a dick about it. |
| 1:15.9 | Just say, like, you know, just have the pleasantries, but look busy. |
| 1:19.3 | Some people can't pick up the clues or the cues, the social cues. |
| 1:24.3 | The social cues, like, and I'm not really in a talkative mood. |
| 1:26.9 | Rafa, I figure you're a chatty Kathy in the back of an Uber. |
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