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Two, are doing a live show in Melbourne on June the 5th at the Comedy Republic.

What? You didn't know? Well, that could either be due to the fact we have not advertised the show properly

or, more likely, you're a fucking idiot.

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The future is now, everyone, so you've got no excuse.

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Anyway, we'll see you there.

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