How's it going out there? It's Wednesday. April 1st. April Fool's Day.

I'm Frank Curse. I host the Wall Street and put the headline lines.

And, uh, tell you what's really moving these markets.

D.L. Crease, what's going on, man? How's everything?

Hello, Frank. Happy April Fool's.

April Fool's. It wasn't April Fool's when we saw it, Tiger Woods, huh? I mean, how many car accidents are you going to get into? I heard that road that he went down in Jupiter is so tight. Like it's like a 20-mile-hour speed limit. Oh, my God. For you to flip that car and drive that fast, it was pretty crazy. And I love that that it happened at at two. And we got all these reports and nobody was saying anything. I'm like, here we go. It was like five o'clock they're going to have a special report. So he got arrested for DUI. And I heard the last time he did this, it was the same thing. They took the alcohol test and it came in zero. And they said, let me take a blood blood test and he took the blood test. And that's when he got in trouble. And this time, I think his

lawyer said, whatever you do, don't ever take a blood test because at least you could deny it forever. And it doesn't matter. You're going to go to jail. But so it was a driving under the influence. and now they said that there's hydrocodone pills found in his pocket and he was blasted and stuff.

And I don't know.

What are your thoughts, man?

I mean, does anybody really, I mean, it was hydrocodone pills found in his pocket and he was blasted and stuff and um i don't know what

do your thoughts man i mean does anybody really i mean it's a story that everybody cares about but

is it ever going to stop anyone from watching tiger woods when he's out there oh no no not at all i mean

it's it's a sad story i mean outside of the hilarious memes and jokes because that's what you

get when you are part of the limelight and stuff. The guy is just, well, I don't know if he is, but clearly he has an issue with painkillers. And listen, my heart goes out to him. So putting jokes aside, because they are hilarious and all the stuff about all the, it's a tight road and all that. The master, you see the masters, when they play the song with the Masters and they play the car upside down in the middle.

The best memes, one of the best memes I'd see. People don't care. Yeah, anyway, I won't go on to that. The thing that concerns me, and it is heartbreaking, because it is sad. I mean, addiction sucks for anybody. And I have, like, I know about this. I was on these pills.

I mean, oxycodone, best Florida thing in this world.

Makes you numb. I took him to the whites of my eyes turn yellow. And then they kicked me off of them. That's how good they are. The sad thing is his mugshot, that's funny. Nobody has a good mugshot other than President Trump because it was set up and he used it for, you know, memorabilia.

The picture of him going home, he's in some kind of SUV, that is heartbreaking because that's hours after, I'm sure he's still got stuff in his system, but he had been in jail for a long, you know, hours, I say a long time, He'd been in jail. And then he was getting out.

And man, I tell you what, that, that's just heartbreaking because that kind of pain, obviously the guy's got to be in a ton of pain. He's got a pill issue and all that. But yeah,

but the memes, the memes are absolutely hilarious. So, and way to go, Tiger, right in front

of the masters. I know, I know. And he was maybe, maybe planning to come back. But yeah, listen, the addiction thing is for real, especially with painkillers.

I mean, they set up those pain killers where your body tolerates them so quickly.

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