meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Togethermess

Is It Cheating If You’re Not Technically On Earth?

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This episode starts with a broken TV… and somehow ends with space poop, aliens, and questions we definitely shouldn’t be asking out loud. Along the way, we spiral through April Fools fails, conspiracy theories, ants (??), and whether space rules count as cheating. Safe to say… we lost the plot. Enjoy. Thank you to our partners AG1 - Go to DRINKAG1.com/slash TOGETHERMESS to get an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2 for FREE in your AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order! That's a $72 value, yours free, only while supplies last Hungryroot - For a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to Hungryroot.com/togethermess and use code togethermess We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group If you are interested in advertising on this podcast or having Jeff and Jordan as guests on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to podcast@yeamediagroup.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This podcast reaches listeners who trust what they hear. If you want to reach them to advertise with us.

0:06.3

Podcast ads work and we make it easy. Learn more about advertising with us by emailing us now at

0:12.1

podcast at y-e-a-mediagroup.com. Podcast at yaymediagroup.com.

0:20.6

Yay media group. Here's my other question. A lot of people have been up to space. So space meaning you're outside Earth's atmosphere, right? And then you're floating around like that. It's going to sound weird. How do you go to the bathroom? Well, no, they actually showed like the bathroom and stuff. How do you think? There's got to be some sort of suction.

0:39.3

You know what I mean?

0:40.0

Because, like, liquid just floats up. Well, that's what I was. And poop would just float around. Well, there's got to, yeah. There's got to be some sort of suction. You just shoot it out in space and your poop is just flat. Yeah. Why not?

0:49.9

Fire it out there.

0:54.4

Hey, guys.

0:55.5

Episode 232. fired out there.

1:01.6

Hey guys, episode 232. I don't know if we shared with y'all. Over the weekend,

1:09.3

Layton had broke another TV. Did we share that? No, we didn't. And it's our podcast TV that we use whenever we, so we can see ourselves. So it's not like awkward. So we're not like looking down. So we're actually looking up at the camera. It's also if we have a guest or a

1:19.0

producers on. We're looking at the screen right now, but it kind of looks like we're looking eye level.

1:23.6

So that's why we have that on. He broke it. But now, all I see are these lines and we're just

1:29.6

going to, we're just going to roll with it. So it's kind of right down the middle to the right of me. I negotiated this shuffleboard table. It's a mini shuffleboard table when we bought our furniture. Remember that? Oh, yes. I do. Because I'm like, listen, I'll buy this, I'll buy that couch, but I want that shuffleboard table, too.

1:44.5

And they kept going back and forth to the room. I love a good deal. I love to haggle. But he flew one of those discs. And if you guys know shuffleboard there, that's real heavy metal. And I don't know how he got it outside there, but he fired it out and it's smashed right in the middle of TV. So between me and Jordan here, there's just a big black line.

2:03.4

You guys, it was so pitiful. fired it out and it's smashed right in the middle of TV. So between me and Jordan here,

2:01.5

there's just a big black line. You guys, it was so pitiful. Layton, I'm in the bed and I hear

2:08.2

him just crying. And I'm like, what is going on? So I get up and I ask him, what? I go,

2:13.3

what is wrong with you? He got in his piggy bank that I bought him. And he goes, here's all my money.

2:19.9

Take my money. And he was like, buy a new TV. It's really sad. So if you watch our Amazon

2:25.4

lives that Jordan does, I do too, every Sunday, they'll probably be a TV on one of those episodes

2:31.9

coming soon. Probably. Yeah, probably. But anyways, speaking of the past, April Fool's just passed, right? This is actually good Friday when we're filming it. So I hope everybody had a good Easter out there. This would be coming out Monday. But April Fool's Day was a couple days ago. And I don't know, we were talking about this a little bit on the show because I got in, I always get there a little early and they're like, hey, do you want to play pranks or do something like that?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.