Is It Cheating If You’re Not Technically On Earth?
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
This episode starts with a broken TV… and somehow ends with space poop, aliens, and questions we definitely shouldn’t be asking out loud. Along the way, we spiral through April Fools fails, conspiracy theories, ants (??), and whether space rules count as cheating.
Safe to say… we lost the plot. Enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, you meet me, a group. |
| 0:05.4 | Here's my other question. A lot of people have been up to space, so space meeting your outside Earth's atmosphere, right, and then you're floating around like that. It's gonna sound weird. How do you go to the bathroom? Well, no, they actually showed like the bathroom and stuff. How do you think they're gonna be some sort of suction, you know what I mean? Cause like liquid just floats up. Well, that's what I was- would just float around. |
| 0:25.0 | There's got to be some sort of sucker down. |
| 0:28.0 | Shoot it out in space and your poop is just what? Space poop. Yeah, why not fire it out there? Hey guys, episode 232. I don't know if we shared with y'all over the weekend. Layton had broke another TV. Did we share that? No, we didn't. And it's our podcast TV that we use whenever we, so we can see ourselves. So it's not like awkward. So we're not like looking down. So we're actually looking up at the camera. It's also if we have a guest or a producer's on, we're looking at the screen right now, but it kind of looks like we're looking eye level. So that's why we have that on. |
| 1:06.7 | He broke it. |
| 1:07.7 | But now all I see are these lines and we're just going to, we're just going to roll with it. So it's kind of right down the middle to the right of me. I negotiated the shuffle board table to mini shuffle board table when we bought our furniture. Remember that? Yes, I do. And I'll buy this for I'll buy that couch, but I want that shuffleboard table too. |
| 1:25.6 | And they come going back and forth into the room. |
| 1:27.5 | I love a good deal. |
| 1:28.5 | I love to haggle. Oh, yes, I do because I'm like, listen, I'll buy this for I'll buy that couch, but I want that shuffleboard table too. |
| 1:25.6 | And they kept going back and forth in the room. |
| 1:27.5 | I love a good deal. |
| 1:28.5 | I love to haggle. But he flew one of those discs. And if you guys know shuffleboard, they're that's real heavy metal. And I don't know how he got it outside there, but he fired it out and it smashed right in the middle of TV. So between me and Jordan here, there's just a big black line. |
| 1:44.6 | You guys, it was so pitiful. |
| 1:47.0 | Lay in, I'm in the bed and I. So between me and Jordan here, there's just a big black line. You guys, it was so peddiful. |
| 1:47.1 | Layin, I'm in the bed and I hear him just crying. And I'm like, what is going on? So I get up and I ask him, what, I go, what is wrong with you? He got in his piggy bank that I bought him. And he goes, here's all my money, take my money. and he was like buy a new TV. |
| 2:04.0 | It was really sad. |
| 2:05.7 | So if you watch our Amazon Lives that Jordan does, |
| 2:08.2 | I do too, every Sunday, they'll probably be a TV on one of those episodes coming soon. Probably. Yeah. But anyways, speaking of the past, April Fools just passed, right? This is actually good Friday when we're filming this, so I hope everybody had a good Easter out there this week coming out Monday. But April Fools Day was a couple days ago. And I don't know. We were talking about this a little bit on the show because I got in. I always get there a little early and they're like, hey, do you want to play pranks or do something like that? And I'm like, you know what? I don't think so. And it's kind of sad because I used to like my favorite thing to do is prank people. But do you remember when you and I were dating and you would put a couple water at the top of the door and when Payton would walk out, it would hit land on him. The water. I put fake mice in the cabinet. So when he opened it, they far. I did so I love pranks. And even at daily last night, my old job, I used to prank them all the time, like jump out and and scare people and my friends. That's my favorite. Yeah. So I used to film it towards the end there, but I love, I don't know why, it's just funny |
| 3:09.2 | to me and I like what I used to prank them all the time, like jump out and scare people in my pranks. That's my favorite. Yeah, so I used to film it towards the end there. |
| 3:07.4 | But I love pranks. |
| 3:08.4 | I don't know why. |
| 3:09.4 | It's just funny to me and I like when people prank me, you know. And I don't know. I feel like that's kind of going away. Like I was a little scared. Like, do you want to prank your co-host, Denise? And I was like, I don't know. |
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