Is It A Failure If Hearts Don't Win The League? Charlie Mulgrew On Keeping The Ball On The Ground
Open Goal - Football Show
Fitba Media Ltd
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
Charlie Mulgrew returns to the sofa with Si Ferry, Slaney and Andy Halliday to join the discussion on the latest news from Scottish Football including Scotland's performances during the international break and the madness of the title race!
And as ever expect some hilarious stories from Charlie, never been heard on the podcast before!
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, welcome to get the ball and go! |
| 0:05.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:06.0 | Back Charlie, boys back. I'm going to be a little bit like sexy boy. Nice. We're going to clay's out. Sexy, it's joint the sexiest I've had. I would say the sexiest man in squat his football. Don't start this shit because it gets me awkward. Do you not like it? No, I hate it. Can I feel sexy now? Ah, well, well. Do you want to know the unsexiest thing I've ever seen? Do you know when I scored with in the 90, what tune you's sticking one? No. Sexy boy? I know it. Sean Michael? Sean Michael's sexy boy, yeah. He's it, huh? That's what that song that is as well. as well. Texie bar. That is when it's you. Did you date in a bit? |
| 1:30.3 | Did you date in a bout of it? Did he dance? It's like to dance. It's like you in music, big Tony Ashtya. Was that when you went back to the second time? I think no. It was not a second time, eh? Can you remember? I didn't know, I never knew anything about it, and I scored, and just come on and I was like, I recognise that tune because I loved the wrestling back in the 90s. Hogan's my hero, like obviously he's passed away now, but love the guy, would love to meet him. He loved to have him, he's dear. We'd love to have met him, we'd love to have met We'd love to have met him. We'd love to have met him. |
| 1:29.3 | Did you always like that? No! Did you know? You've said that. The beard and the hair, mate? Beard in the hair's big for me, yeah. Would you ever get trimmed the hair? I would trim my hair. I had done it no long. Well, a couple of year ago, aye. Talking to trim your hair, we're sitting in a coffee before this show. |
| 1:44.3 | Never seen it me, I go to a place that I think is quite trendy and cool. No other staff here, because he goes to quite a lot. He comes in for a coffee, sits down, goes like, like to the guy, can you charge us? I thought he's going to pull at his phone, mate. He pulls out of shave her. He goes, I know it's a weird question, mate, but can you charge us? And the boy's looking at him, like, in a coffee shop? In a coffee shop, mate. The boy takes it by the razor and he goes, |
| 2:04.7 | like, I know it's a weird question, mate, but can you charge this? And the boy's looking at him, like, in a coffee shop. In a coffee shop, mate. The boy takes it by |
| 2:03.9 | the razor and he goes like, add to me, I did my pubes with that razor. You're a manky bastard. What were you bringing a razor to coffee shop for? Because it's like, it's a USB cable. saving your ass to toilet |
| 2:14.2 | because you've |
| 2:15.5 | go got a razor charge |
| 2:16.3 | on the house |
| 2:16.9 | and the shit |
| 2:18.2 | man what the fuck |
| 2:18.9 | what's that |
| 2:19.4 | your pinky |
| 2:20.0 | you're a wee bird |
| 2:21.3 | a wee bird me and arse the toilet. Because you've more got a razor charge on the house. And the shape, man, what the fuck? |
| 2:19.3 | What's that in your pinky? |
| 2:20.3 | I know a wee bird, a wee lassie in Grosso pint wanted to paint my nail yesterday. I didn't even know. Pothan't even pathetic that. A wee lassie that, she's like, can I paint her nail? What's you mean? A young lassie? Oh, fuck, man. And why did you say hi? |
| 2:32.3 | Nice to the customers meeting it. |
| 2:34.3 | Yeah, I was playing 5,000 uncle one night, just gave me. Why did you say hi? Nice to the customers, me, in it? |
| 2:36.1 | I was playing Fives and Uncle one night. |
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