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So, Justin Bieber's having problems.

What happened?

Whenever he uses his phone, right.

When he goes to text, he hits the dictate button, and he says that Apple put it in a stupid place.

Okay. I agree. I actually agree with him. Do you? Yes. It shouldn't be where it is.

He said that he would actually put Apple employees in a chokehold. Okay. It could figure out.

What a bit dramatic there, Justin? He said it was just, he was just a joke. He was kidding? Yes.

Oh, because I actually agree with him. No. It's not that big of a deal. First of all, of course, it's not that big of a deal. But I never hit it on accident. If you want to come, I hit it on accident all the time. That's because you have big fat fingers. I do. I didn't mean fat. It's fine. This is where this podcast is going today, I guess.

But I also hit the record button.

You know, the microphone to record a message.

Yes.

I don't know, 64 times every time I try to text.

Can we please keep going on about complaints about Apple?

Every time, every time I go to type the word great in a text message, which my life is great. So I say it all the time. It changes it to Greta. Greta? Yeah. So if I'm trying to do a fast text, like, that's great. It'll say, that's Greta. And then I have, who's Greta? I don't know. Every single time. You know, that's a great prank to put on somebody.

Oh, yeah. Maybe someone did that to me. That's what I'm thinking. Oh my gosh. I never even thought

about that. They went into my keyboards and turned great into Greta every single time.

That's because they know that. How many times do you say great? Probably was Bieber.

Well, speaking of Justin Bieber, he was on a game show in India.

Was he now?

Yes.

And the question was, what is the most popular garment in India?

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