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Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel.

I'm also Joel. And I'm Jackson.

And today we're asking the important questions like, is humanity doomed in Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds?

So Alfred Hitchcock, visionary, he had this great idea. What if there were too many birds?

No, no, no. What if there were too many aggressive birds?

What if there was the same amount of birds as they always was, but they wanted us dead?

Yeah, because it's so great, because you can just imagine Alfred Hitchcock, he's sitting, he's eating a big hokey on a stool, etc.

Okay.

I was imagining him on a yacht looking out the beach seeing a bunch of girls, but no, no, no, no, okay.

On a stool?

Did he come with a stool? Are there stills in Central Park? These are questions I want to know.

He brought the stool from home.

He took it on the night street bus down to Central Park.

And he's sitting there eating his hokey and he looks over at some pigeons and he's like, what if those fuckers wanted to fucking kill me?

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