Is Hemorrhoid Cancer a Thing?
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Originally uploaded for members only Nov16
As the tour comes to a close, Doug and Andy find a moment to squeeze out a podcast before hitting the stage in Portland, Maine. Doug's 94 yr old Aunt Bev also makes an appearance, remembering his first time on TV (included at the end!)
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