Is Fede Valverde the most under-rated player in the world? | Champions League Review
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Ryan, Graham, and Joe dive into each and every game from the Champions League’s Round of 16 fixtures! How did Real Madrid dismantle Manchester City? What on earth is happening with Spurs? Can Bodø/Glimt continue their amazing run? All that — and so, so, so much more — on the show.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Champions League round of 16. |
| 0:25.2 | First Leg review. |
| 0:27.4 | Tottenham's coach looked pretty dense as they slipped up in the literal metaphorical sense. |
| 0:32.4 | Los Blancos didn't need Mbapi to be happy. |
| 0:35.6 | Liverpool and Sala were no match for Gala. |
| 0:38.5 | Newcastle looked to have achieved a dream, but then it was dashed by Lameen. And sporting Lisbon, Simt for Vodo Glimp. And much, much more happened as well. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. It's a power trio. Joe Lowry, hello. How are you? I'm great. I don't think SIMT has ever made its way into one of your rhyming introductions before, unless I'm missing something obvious. |
| 0:57.8 | Huge... Joe Lowry, hello, how are you? I'm great. I don't think Simp has ever made its way into one of your rhyming introductions before, |
| 0:55.8 | unless I'm missing something obvious. Huge fan of how you brought that whole thing together. And maybe more importantly, what is on your shoulder, Ryan? Is that a stuffy? There's Roodkill. Yeah. Yeah. For those watching on YouTube, I've had a bad neck because old. And also because old, I don't know if I used it properly, Joe. |
| 1:11.6 | But it's a |
| 1:12.6 | it's like a heated pad thing because old once again got it so understood no strong neck |
| 1:17.9 | movements from me today but have they figured how to cure old yet they're working on it i think right |
| 1:22.1 | there's one cure but it's it's pretty fatal unfortunately bleeding always stop sort of thing |
| 1:27.0 | got it great ruffin hello how are you i'm good ryan bailey i'm pleased that we've addressed the |
| 1:32.2 | road kill on your shoulder today because joe on monday ryan was wearing that on his shoulder on |
| 1:37.0 | week and i realized afterwards at no point did we actually address and i forgot people can see |
| 1:41.3 | ryan on the youtube episode so i'm glad we've now informed the listener of what's going on |
| 1:45.7 | and Ryan hasn't just completely lost it. It was funnier that way, I felt. And now we've given a lovely enticement to go and subscribe to our YouTube channel as well, Graham. So lovely. So enticing. Always the marketeer, Joe. Well done. Very good. Thanks. Very good indeed. Before we get to the Champions League review, |
| 2:01.3 | lots of really good games to go through, actually. |
| 2:03.2 | We're going to tell you about our Patreon. |
| 2:04.5 | Patreon. Thanks. Very good indeed. Before we get to the Champions League review, lots of really good games to go through, actually. |
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