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Welcome in to another episode of Stupotity, the biggest podcast in the world. Thanks to you. Please subscribe, rate and review, unsubscribe, resubscribe, re-rate, re-review. You have made us the biggest podcast in the world. Mikey A, you look like you're in a place that I've never seen you before, and I'm certainly in a place you've never seen me before. What is going on? What happened? I came down to Florida to see you and you went up to New York. What the hell? Well, you came to the west coast of Florida. I'm like, it's three and a half hours away from my house, but closer to my, uh, but closer to my house and the studios down at South Beach. How about that? What I just said to people is I live in South Florida and the west coast of South Florida is closer to my house than where Dan makes me drive every day to do the goddamn radio show. It's unbelievable. Oh my God. What are you doing in Tampa? Oh, God. Don't tell me you went to the Islander game, did you?

I came down and I went to the Islander game wearing Islander stuff, and they lost 8-0. And when I tell you, I was ready to, I went in there with such a buzz. I had my brother and my nephew with me. They're both big goons. I'm like, we're going to, and there's so many Islander fans in Tampa. We walked in, we were ready to like, we were just get rowdy, and it was one nothing in 45 seconds. And then it was 8.0. And then it was 8.0. And I walked out with my head down low. And I got, I mean, people in Tampa, they're just so used to it. They're like, well, try again next time. Thanks,

buddy. It's title town. Let me tell you something. That fucking Kuturoff shit, that is, listen, Tampa, I'm telling you right now, you win the Stanley Cup, it will not be a Stanley Cup in my personal record book. You do not get to go without your best player the entire regular season. rest in

and then for salary

cap reason

some lame rule

in hockey

all of a sudden

you're getting

the way your best player the entire regular season, rest in, and then for salary cap reason, some

lame rule in hockey, all of a sudden you're getting the weight.

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