Welcome back to the Greg Hill Show. We have our leads this morning, and I think we're going to be all over the board.

I don't know if we have an Africa lead from you this morning, Razor. Hey, I keep seeing that, by the way. I'm going to, like, lean into that one as well. because I've been made fun a lot of that

and obviously

it's out there like it's a thing

it's a real thing I didn't make it up and that was

one of the best leads of all time

on the show. It was. Like, it's a thing. It's a real thing. I didn't make it up. And that was one of the best leads of all time on the show.

It was. I saw it. What's your podcast with Billy Jaffe? Morning Brew?

You're labeled Africa Historicistorian. Yes, that's what I am. And I've learned even more since then. But no, I do see that all the time.

What was the actual lead that it looks much larger on the map than it actually is?

No, the opposite.

Oh, okay, okay.

It's a huge landmass that is very small on the map.

And are you leaning into like a conspiracy theory that the map might have it wrong?

No, it's not wrong.

It's just the way that it is

optical illusion. Exactly. That's the whole thing. All right. Yes. I think you're on to something. Google it. Google it. We should do a road show in Africa. AI it. Yeah. I was tough with Africa. Oh, yeah. High on Wiggies list. Wiggy wants to do a safari with Tolena, but for a guy who doesn't like the fly.

Riggs Carlton Safari is very nice.

Yes. Oh, yeah. That's high on Wiggy's list. Wiggy wants to do a safari with Tolena, but for a guy who doesn't like to fly.

Ritz-Carlton Safari is very nice.

Yes.

Maybe don't go to Johannesburg right now and walk around. No, no, no, no. Yeah, I want to go to like. I have zero interest to do a safari. Oh. Like less than zero. I'm watching a documentary right now.

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