"Is Detention Real?"

Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week, Cat & Pat catch up and discuss the origins of "Teen Mom," planners, what's in and what's out for 2022, the mythology of Tender Greens, and more.

Leave Cat & Pat a VM: 917-243-1302.

Seek Treatment is executive produced by Catherine Cohen, Pat Regan, and Allison Bresnick.

This episode is sponsored by:

Ritual (ritual.com/seektreatment)

OkCupid (OkCupid.com)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish
0:10.6	For a sign from above, well here's a pack cast of our voice x-fucking dating in love
0:16.4	Seek treatment, if you're boring it's fun, seek treatment
0:21.6	If you're unlucky in love, seek treatment
0:25.3	If you just can't take a hit, we'll seek treatment
0:30.3	With cat and cat
0:32.3	Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! It's Catherine the cappuccino
0:38.3	It's Patrick the cappuccino and this is the treatment
0:42.3	It's like Triteman of whole cat's voice x-fucking dating in love
0:46.3	It's not about those things, it's about nothing at all
0:49.3	Was that me? Click, click, click, click
0:51.3	I don't hear it
0:52.3	Oh it's you
0:54.3	We have to be honest about what just happened
0:56.3	I know, we started and then the microphone was pop-pop-popping
1:00.3	I was accused of being creating a popping sound
1:03.3	Now you know what I have to say, do you remember? I believe that it was... so my dad had both an Alana Smoreset album
1:11.3	And I believe in Nelly Fertado album in his car
1:14.3	And there was one song on one of those albums
1:16.3	My dad's good, and my dad's good
1:18.3	And my dad is gay by vibes
1:19.3	And there was a track on one of the albums that was watching the popcorn machine go pop-pop-pop
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