This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along Tuesday, the 19th of February.

And Colleen Rooney, apparently, wants to be on Strickler Armist, so the public will stop seeing her as the woman who has to clear up Wayne's mess.

I mean, to be honest with you, I don't really think that the public are remotely

interested in Colleen Rooney. They're just here as somebody who doesn't work. She takes

endless holidays. She's married to that drunk, uh, who goes off and plays around. I mean,

why would you be interested in seeing her on Strictly or I'm a celeb? In fact, at anything,

I think she'll do herself a big disservice. Mind you talking a big disservice. Did you see it? Did you see the car crash television? Spencer Matthews. He was more wooden than Sherwood Forest. He can't read. And he says, I'll improve with time. He's 30 years old. I begin to wonder how many more years he's got left in him.

He was so dreadful.

It was just creepy.

So he apologised to his fans.

He can't do it.

What a waste of time and money that was.

He was the showbiz correspondent.

Mind you, they've tried just about everybody,

barring sort of Coco the clown.

And he looked ridiculous because, you know, all he is now, he's married to a thick model.

And we know that's the fact because she was on Celebrity, Mastermind.

And he apologises for his lack of experience and vows to improve i think we've had enough

of you already love anyway goodbye see you wouldn't want to be you carrie cotona admits she's back on

great terms with brian macfad as daughter molly begs her not to put her dung down men's throats and

celibgo dating that's an old thing. Poor old Kerry Ketona. Actually,

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