This week in Feminism.

Okay, Claire, I understand manual labor isn't for everyone, but we do have another option available here that I think you'll find quite satisfactory.

It does pay around $94,000 a year, however, it requires travel extensively across the country, often across the globe, long hours, and there are no weekends.

However, the bonus structure and the benefits are quite impressive.

Yeah, I just...

You know, we can.

Well, allow me to perhaps narrow this down. Do you find that it's very important to have two-day weekends?

Definitely. At manual labor's writeout.

Now, what about the long hours in traveling? If you have weekends off, are you willing to work 16 hour days?

No, no, no.

Hmm, now, are you willing to go to a trade school? I already have a master's and gender studies, so...

Right, right. That would be wasted time, otherwise.

Well, there is a position available that maybe you'll find satisfactory.

My secretary.

F*** you, it's all!

Hmm, that was to be expected. Well, I don't think this is going to work out.

You're hearing from Gloria Allrad, you peachy, I keep peeing so sh**!

Hmm, yes, I suspect you are an unbearable f***. Well, take care. I hope you find what you're looking for in life.

My guess is...

You'll be f***ing lonely for a long time.

I've got the f***!

Hmm, it's a nice aerated sip.

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